"It should be called south by hot mess."
— via @hippieteaparty
"As soon as SXSW is over I’m putting my foot down and finally getting into steam punk."
— via @DaneFaucheux
"I am a genius compared to these people here."
— via @jengurka
"The Shins make me want to play scrabble."
— via @nHuster
"I don’t know which is better: cumming or pissing."
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via @TheCompanyMan
(Ed note: We’re pretty sure it’s no contest. Except perhaps at the end of an extremely long plane ride when you’re stuck in the window seat.)
"I would rather be in the meatpacking district"
— via @nHuster
"Shit Serif! That would be an amazing font!"
— via @PrettyEclectik
"This indigent fellow who is self-medicating his mental illness with intoxicants just dropped my signal!"
— via @DFLamont
"Every time you don’t tip your bartender for a free drink, a baby gets a mullet."
— via @SweetLeafDanny